90 Day Fiance, Before the 90 Days, Burns and Betrayals, An Episode Review

2022.01.17 01:47 Iworkformycat27 90 Day Fiance, Before the 90 Days, Burns and Betrayals, An Episode Review

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That was a nice dump, I…Not David Murphey?
Not David Murphey…
You know that they don’t-
Alina and Caleb
Alina has been…19’ed out of the Friend Zone. Caleb could use some scientific tips though, or at least a copy of “Sex With Not Average Sized People For Dummies”, maybe he can find a copy at The Grand Bazaar. While Alina spills tea and drinks tea with Elijah, who has been, in the area? Was he a pillow? We will never know. And Caleb might never know that Alina was still seeing someone when she was talking to him, hiding their love by crawling into cabinets, under beds, anywhere she’d fit really and illicitly communicate with Caleb.
But in a franchise first she realizes, hold on, not yet, are the confetti cannons ready? I want to see some backflips, tell the marching band, what, then fix the float, I will, duct tape is fine. Drum roll please….MAYBE LYING IS A BAD IDEA! Shoot off the confetti cannons, and we are marching, stick that landing! Flag twirlers twirl, I want to see some action! Alina realizes that honesty is the best policy! Oh, unicycles, that look uncomfortable.
Dancers dance like this chicken he, he gets it. Lying is bad, very, very bad, for your relationship. Wave at the confused people! This is progress.
Kim and Usman
Kim is ready to be present, for a video shoot, this is what…although she could be a Fly Girl- not in the Geena Davis sense, she just has a big butt. She is ready to take on the CURSE OF APOLLO, and discover the true meaning of African time. She is going to win this extended Flavor of Love date, and crush her Mifager audition, Boss Lady Kim.
This annoys Soja Boy’s team but the star isn’t complaining, was he supposed to shoot this video naked? Is this for OnlyFans? Also, Zara is a general term for…Zaras, Usman really loves, designer-ish clothing, yeah, five more hours to go. If anyone disrespects my wah-man! I mean, Feminist Santa, I mean, Kim is helping. And her magic spelling is working, soon Soja Boy will be hers! Or, he isn’t just using her is he? That would be terrible.
Memphis and Hamza
Memphis is a slow pooper, which is a fact…is she still pooping? Understandable, perhaps she needs more fiber..is she, yay, she’s fine. What a great use of filler footage. What other secrets is she hiding? Hamza didn’t know this before, does she come from a family of slow poopers? Crackheads, oh, does that mean that they poop faster? That is really sad though, did Jus d’Orange literally make it into English like divorce? By the way, I lied about nothing.
(Pregnant Pause)
In a shocking twist, Hamza lied about something- his age, he is a 26 year old baby man! Does he even poop? Did he go to college, at least he could steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! I can’t even read this diploma, is Arabic a real language? Marriage paperwork! He must swear on these Moose bedsheets, as they do in Alaska, that he will no longer tell lies. Otherwise the Mooses…will travel across the Ocean, and then…they know how to use Uber.
A moose once bit Memphis’s sister, she was carving her initials into the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge, her brother-in-law, an Oslo Dentist…okay maybe she was on crack, but moose bites can be very nasty. I hope that one doesn’t keep us from getting to the embassy next week.
Gino and Jasmine
Jasmine takes her man child to the gym to berate him and train him to be quiet. Surprise, he is getting her a $2,500 vacation! Also she will burn his house down. Because she’s really passionate about home decorating…AND NOT WANTING TO PAINT MEANS THAT YOU’RE STILL F’ING YOUR WHORE EX-EIFE!!! Why does he make her look crazy? She has a tattoo proclaiming their love, which was not a mistake!
Gino realizes that he should have seen, heard, smelled, felt, tasted, been warned by ghosts, of the signs. But deep down inside, Jasmine is just a scared Velociraptor, animal, I mean…she is very sensitive. She can’t stand to what nice things about his life, good things that have happened to him, fun times, the people he has loved, the people who have loved him- that is abuse and she is leaving, unless Gino slows down, and gives her time, space, HIS ETERNAL SOUL, and all of his money. There’s still hope…she won’t do anything to get back at him, for breathing!
Ben and Mahogany
Atahathum, (assumes position) New David Murphy! (Sweet Denzel Crocker Dance Moves). Ben is a pastor, much like Ben, who is also…(Stares into the void) Yaehhhh! Anyway, why can’t this 52 year old hunk find love, he is such…an ex-fundie Duggar Baptist, who is struggling with dating after his divorce. But he has found love, with Mahogany, who is a real person, and only 28 years younger than him. There are definitely no signs…SHE HAS ALL THE SIGNS!!! She isn’t like that African man who was catfishing him- Mykul will seriously do anything to get to this country. He also might have asked him for a loan, but God is guiding him…GOD IS DEAD. And if he has to spend $1,000 to prove that she is real, and not do a simple free reverse image search. That is impossible.
Ben is ready to announce his newest mid-life crisis to his family, and thank Jesus for hot dogs, may he reveal himself to them through the wonder and mystery of this wondrous mystery meat. And when his family hears the news…well…THEY EMBRACE THE POWER AND WARMTH OF ALL MIGHTY SATAN, PRINCE OF DARKNESS, ENDOWER OF MYSTICAL GIFTS AND- Question his interpretation of events. SATAN GETS YOU FREE HBO MAX, COME, COME TO SATAN! Excuse me, but Ben is going to Peru dammit, and using a seriously cursed language app, so that he can express his love…what, next week she’s telling him not to, that’s a sign.
Mike and Ximena
Ximena is taking Mike on a trip to a coffee farm, to rehash the bebe conversation. They can always get a potato, put a futbol jersey on it, so at least Mike can be a Papa to a papa, but Mike wants a real bebe. He’ll take care of her boys though, because he is a family man. There are ways…no more secrets though, that the producers don’t approve of. What was that plant that you gave me?
Whatever it was it inspired him to book a romantic getaway to Salento, mostly for sex but also getting to know Ximena, keplah! And Ximena has led a spicy life, she once dated a hitman who killed her and had her imprisoned, but she hasn;t heard from him recently…look at this view. He is definitely gone. Also that is like so her last secret secreto secret. Everything is fine.
I give this episode 4.8/5 stars. It, was, good. The highlight was (assumes position) NEW DAVID MURPHEY!!! (Sweet Denzel Crocker Dance Moves), what a treat this journey will be, although Jasmine and Ximena really tried, that man has baggage. But maybe Ella should trust in God like him, and let God take down the Chinese Communist…what’s that? They outlawed God? Sorry Ella, but you know publicity. And next week their journeys continue. What an undying dumpster fire.
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Whenever I see someone ask for help regarding any problem, the first thing I ask them is what distro they use, even when I know its irrelevant to ask about their distro, I ask, why? Because their choice of distro decides whether I am going to help them or not.
Now no, I am not rude towards Kali users or anything but if you are using a hacker type distro, why ask a noob like me? Ask other hackers.
And I feel like this is what many people think. I understand that even a professional pentesters may not know something I know. But at the same time, that name Kali has so bad reputation among help vampire community that you better get off it.
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My boyfriend and I are wanting to move into an apartment in Parramatta really close to Westfield. All of the apartments we like that are in great walking distance to the shops I’ve noticed are also really close to parramatta train station/train tracks. I want to know how bad the sound will be? And will it make a difference how high up I am? First time moving out of home… so we are absolutely clueless!
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It’s got to be Chapter 341 with Aldir and Seris. I’ve just re-read this chapter along with the novel for the second time and the way they talk about Arthur just sends chills down my spine.
When Aldir says “My eyes flew open all three of them as my mind went back to the moments before i finished casting world eater, when i felt an alien presence watching me, almost as if some greater deity - A true god - had arrived to witness my lowest moment and judge me, i hadn’t known at the time but now… Arthur Lewyin”
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2022.01.17 01:47 Planner0811 Credit Card with Extended Warranty/Card Recommendations

So in a string of bad luck my laptop and my iPad need to be replaced. My laptop is completely dead and my iPad is on its last leg (might be able to get a few more months out of it if that helps with recommendations).
I'm looking for a credit card with extended warranty for both a new laptop and iPad. Looking to sign up and hit a sub while I'm at it. I assume the total cost for a new laptop will be $800+ and a tablet probably $600+.
Current cards Citi DC, C1 Saver One, Amex BCE, CF, CFU, CSP (11/2021)
Current 5/24 status: 4/24, will drop to 2/24 in the beginning on April
Income $78k
Haven't checked my credit score in a while but my FICO score is 783-793.
I know extended warranty is something only cards with annual fees offer. I'm ok with that, would prefer a card with a downgrade path and no Amex Plat. I just don't see myself keeping that card past a year and the annual fee is way too high.
Overall I don't need to rush to make a new purchase. I was currently gardening since I applied for the CSP in Nov 2021 and I'm hoping to apply for a mortgage around July 2022. I can make these device purchases after the mortgage. Would prefer to get a new laptop/desktop first for gaming before the iPad if there is more than one card to recommend.
I also have a $500 medical payment to make if that changes getting a card with a higher minimum spend.
Thanks for the help.
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